All I Want For Christmas - An E-Commerce Marketing Carol

- With apologies to Mariah Carey -

I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the discountsOr the Competitor Flash-Sale

I want traffic to my siteMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is sales, yeah

I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needAnd I don't care about Black FridayOr my rejected product feed

I don't need to invest on FacebookThereupon my shopifySanta Claus won't make me happyWith a big Christmas ROI

I want clients for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is salesSales, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this ChristmasI won't even wish for low returnsAnd I'm just gonna keep on waitingLooking at my Analytics Goals

I won't make a list and send itTo the North Pole for Saint NickI won't even stay awake toHear those retargeting users clicks

'Cause I just want more clients tonightHolding on to me so tightWhat more can I do?Baby, all I want for Christmas is salesSales, baby

Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhereAnd the sound of Free Shipping fills the air

And everyone is shoppingI hear those paypals ringingSanta, won't you bring me the thing I really need?Won't you please bring more sales to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for ChristmasThis is all I'm asking forI just wanna see my clientsStanding right outside my door

Oh, I want clients for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueBaby, all I want for Christmas is salesSales, baby